My wife and I took advantage of her mom visiting us and went to see a movie, Brooklyn’s Finest. After leaving there we did our traditional trip to Starbucks for a Large Chocolate Latter with a single shot of Espresso, er Venti Mocha Solo.
We walk out to the van hop in and I tell my wife:
Me: I know where we can get 2 cases of bottled water for free
Wife: Where, over there”, pointing to the semi delivering food to the Starbucks.
Me: Yep, they are sitting on the lift. I’ll pull up there and press the button to open the side door, you hop out and throw them in.
She chuckles while I make squealing tire noises like we are pealing out from the scene of the crime.
This gave me an idea for a comedy skit for preppy urban thugs. They would wear their Ralph Loren shirts and would pull up there in the Lexus their parents own and of course steal 2 cases of bottled water. It just struck me funny.
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